Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
In this war as in others I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.